House's greatest quotes

He creado una nueva sección en mi blog: House. Como primer post pondré las mejores frases de Dr. House MD (a mí punto de vista) de la primera temporada. Algunas son frases, otras con un poco más de conversación. Disfrutenlas. Poco a poco pondré más cosas relacionadas a esta gran serie.

1° Chapter:

House: Everybody lies.

House: Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

House: Truth begins in lies.

House: You idiot!!!

2° Chapter:

-Foreman: Chase tackled him.

-House: How can you didn't do it?

-Foreman: Right, well, I'm black but he was closer.

3°

House: There's not a thin line between love and hate. There is in fact a Great Wall of China with armed centuries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.

House: The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screw up.

House: Reality is almost always wrong.

4°

House: Read less, more TV.

House: You have restored my faith in the human race: you are lying.

5°

-House: I recognize that I’m human and capable of error.

-Wilson: So you might have screwed this up?

-House: No

*Sister Eucarist: Sister Augustine believes in things that aren’t real.

*House: I thought that was a job requirement for you people.

House: I don't need verification from you to know that I'm doing my job well.

-Wilson: [S]ometimes patients die against all reason and sometimes they get better against all reason.

-House: No they don’t, we just don’t know the reason.

House (to Sister Augustine): 'Cause you can’t tell me that you put your faith in God to get you through the day. But when it comes to cross the road, I know you look both ways.

Sister Augustine: You can't be angry with God and not believe in him at the same time.

House: She has god inside of her. It would have been easier to deal with a tumor.

6°

House: Boys in the lab sure are hard drinkers, but they are pros.

House: Look, I have a cane and I know how to use it.

House: It turns out that your best judgment is not good enough. Here's an idea: next time use mine.

7°

House: No pain no game.

House: Is a lie a lie if everybody knows is a lie?

House (to Foreman): That rules out the race thing, 'cause you are as black as last week.

House: We formulate questions based on the answers we wanna hear.

8°

-Foreman: The kid was just taking his AP calculus exam when all of a sudden he got nauseas and disorientated.

-House: That's the way calculus presents

9°

House: People keep living because of my mistakes.

House: Humility is an important quality, especially if you are wrong a lot.

House: This is the way medicine evolved: patients sometimes get better. We have no idea why, unless you give a reason they won’t pay you.

House: Answer the question. It’s not going to change how I think about myself. It might affect my opinion of you, but that should not affect your opinion of yourself… I am getting confused…

10°

Wilson: The metric system always confuses me.

House: Ok, you two grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors.

-Student: You are reading a comic book.

-House: And you are calling attention to your bosoms by wearing a low cut top. Oh, I am sorry; I thought we were having a “state-the-obvious contest”. I’m competitive by nature.

11°

Wilson: She’s hot, so she is a hooker? What kind of pathetic logic is that?

House: I said I was an addict, I didn’t say I had a problem.

12°

-House: I had three reasons.

-Cuddy: Good ones?

-House: Well, we’ll see in a minute, just making them up now.

(Later)

-House: Which brings me into my fourth reason….

-Cuddy: I thought you say they were only three.

-House: I thought you’d buy one.

13°

-Cameron: 12 years old don’t have sex.

-House: Their mistake.

-House: What should I do?

-Wilson: Oh, this is where I give you advice and pretend you’re going to listen to it. I like this part.

House (to Wilson): Oh, you never run out of “thingies”

House: Clue number one: if I were Jesus, curing this kid would be as easy as turning water into wine.

House: Twelve years old don’t have sex, right? So he can’t be pregnant.

14°

House: Read less, more TV.

15°

House: Genetics is a powerful force.

16°

House: I’m sorry; I guess I must have been just brain washed by the media, and all those years in medical training.

17°

House: People pray so that god won’t crush them like bugs.

20°

-Myron: Are you Doctor House?

-House: I have a feeling I’m gonna regret this, but, yes.

21°

House: It’s a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.

22°

-Cameron: What happened to “everybody lies”?

-House: I was lying

House: If you can fake sincerity you can fake pretty much anything.

House: Stop looking at the suspiciously empty bottle.

Stacy to House: It's the great about you; you always think you are right. What's so frustrating about you is you are right so much of the time.